Killing Time

So these past two stories have taken me a little bit longer then I wanted to post on here, but I still need to post these two situations that happened to me in the past week.

1. Last Sunday at church at Riverwood I was sitting there listening to the sermon and the pastor starts talking about how one of the prophets was supposed to love a prostitute. And he starts saying how this prophet would love her and she would go off and keep sleeping with other guys and come back expecting the same love from him. Then the guy next to me who I had never met leans over and says "Sounds like most women." Then everyone who was around me that heard this was suddenly looking around thinking, did that really just happen? It was awesome.

2. So lately my car has been doing this thing where the driver side door doesn't unlock very often or at all for that matter. So I have to open the passenger side door and reach across and unlock the driver side and then walk around. So the other day I am at superstore and the lady in the car next to me is parked way to close but I still need to get in from the passenger side, and luckily for me the lady parked next to me was wanting to get in her car at the same time, so we have this awkward moment where I unlock the driver side door and then walk back around the car. And she gave me just the dirtiest look ever as if I just wasted like 15 seconds of her life. But after that look guess whose car alarm went off and couldn't turn it off? I will give you a hint: My 91 Ford Escort does not have a car alarm. Ya thats right her car alarm went off and she couldn't turn it off, I for sure got the last laugh in that one!