I have started fake tanning in preparation for my trip to Mexico. And I have to say as soon as I walk into to fabutan I really like to just walk straight into the room and not run into anyone that may recognize me (But I still share this with everyone...).
Anyways, on the off chance that I do see anyone I know, or really anybody for that matter, I feel the need to explain to them right away that this is not a normal routine of mine. So I start rambling.. .
"Have to get ready for the trip... "
They don't say anything, or really care for that matter, but I keep talking
"Because I wouldn't really do this normally..."
They are now caring a big because they probably do normally do this.
"Not that it's a bad thing... "
Oh dear I should really stop talking now.
"But I mean it is feeding you straight cancer... "
Why did I even say any of that? They didn't even ask questions. I just felt the need to explain myself for doing the exact same thing that they are doing.
Also on a side note this conversation has not really ever happened, but I do always inform people that I am tanning for the vacay!!! In 11 days! So sick.
2 comments:
oh man, you had me voting for this post as post of the decade until you said you hadn't actually had this convo.. sigh. had my hopes up man.. i was laughing until i read that it wasn't real! you should've totally just left it at the end of the convo and see how people would react (=
Umm how do you try to avoid anyone when you go to Fabutan if Jade and Dana work there... don't you see them all the time?? Sheesh
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